Funny Jokes.


Chalo aaj kuch toofani kartehain
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Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge
karvane ko.....
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A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:
I luv u more than an electron wants 2 attract proton.
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Girl: Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face lay k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,
is sey pehley ki tujhe oxidise kar du or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na rahe.
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Kambakht graphite ki aulad ......
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Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
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Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara..
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Pata hai Kyu....??
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kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale..
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Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge.
next week roz shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu.....??
Boy: bheek mangne... :p =D :D =))
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Ladka & Ladki standing on the
bus stop:
ladka to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
ladka : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks :)
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Ladka : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice neckless :)
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Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA :))
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Ladka: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul
chudel lag rahi ho :p =)) :D =D
girl shocked..boy ROCKED :D
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Why I hate CID :(
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:
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Strange But True.
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Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag
Naam HAI.
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Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.
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"Abe Kaminey"
Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai.:p =DD:D
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Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.
Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?
SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....
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Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.
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Dard bhari kahani
Garib ka beta:
Maa mene sapna dekha ke mera 1 pair
zameen par aur dusra aasman mein..
Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar,
ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi..
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insult:-xD
BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
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GIRL-pavitra rista
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BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
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GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai
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GITA UPDESH- mobile nirjiv hai SIM iski aatma hai,
SMS wo Gyan hai jo batane se badta hai,
ISLIYE hey prani Balance ki moh maya Tyagkar Nirantar SMS karo.......kanjoosi choodo !




Height of irritatng sum1:-

Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.

Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.

Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera.

Kuch der baad
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen?? :):)

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Breaking News: Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for . .
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Dhoni is 29 yrs n wife Sakshi is 21 yrs..
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but stil Dhoni says
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we were school friends.
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Crazy fellow!
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10th me 1st std ki ladki ko line marta tha saala !
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What is the Bhojpuri name of the movie:
"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"????
"Eee Naa Ho Payi Bhaiya"
And MI 2???
"hum phir se kahat rahi..Ee naa ho Payi Bhaiya"
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BOY- I lov u..
i can't live widout u..
mar jaunga..
mit jaunga..
tere pyaar main fanna ho jaunga..
GIRL- hmmmm.. dekh tereko jaisa theek lage
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Girl : Im not feeling well Today
Boy : Oh! Thatz too bad,
I thought of taking you for shopping Today

Girl : I was joking

Boy : Me too.:)
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Govt. Passed a new rule :

Beautiful girls &
Handsome boys have to pay Personality Tax !

Don't Smile

I know u r safe
But

Meri to vaat lag gayi na.
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Zindagi Mein GirLFriend Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri Hai
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Why.?
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Bcoz Zindagi Mein KHUSHIYAN Hi Sab Kuch Nhi Hoti
'BawaaL' V Zaruri H.
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Wen sum1 is flirting wid u,
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Plz Co-operate..!!
Yahi to din hain yaar ..
kuch saal baad to koi ghaas bhi nahi dalega..
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JUNG main SANTA ne Bulet proof jacket ki jagah Machrdani pehani
BANTA-aisa kyu?
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta,Usme goli kaise gusegi.
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Height of INSULT:

Rahul Dravid's son : Mummy Dekho Papa Six pe Six maar rahe he.
Dravid's wife: Beta thik-se dekho ADVERTISEMENT hoga.
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Don't choose such frnds who has reached the heights.
But choose that friends who can hold u when u fall from heights.
Because LOYAL is better than ROYAL.
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